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A shaggy bearded guySignature of Kolten Virus

To put it bluntly, I'm about a lot of things, and it would be simpler to describe what I'm not, but thats counter productive. So, without further delay an ordered list about who, or what I am.

  1. I'm about raising the bar, so I can comfortably walk under it.
  2. I'm about an excruciating amount of detail that is inevitably thrown out the window in panic at the last second.
  3. I'm about to be slipping into a long awaited asylum.
  4. I'm about to make a pun, and it will be punished for not being punny.
  5. I'm about tautologically repeating myself in a litanous fashion.
  6. I'm out of clever ways to descretely describe myself in an odd puzzle, that's entirely unnecessary.

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